DEAD. So last night in Ottawa, I finally got the chance to see Carrie Underwood live in concert for the first time and guess the fuck what? Carrie Underwood waved at me while she was flying over the crowd! WTF RIGHT?

I had a poster with “Welcome home Carrie!” written on it because she’s married to Mike Fisher, a hockey player from there, so Ottawa is kind of her “adopted hometown” (in her own words). Therefore, I decided to welcome her home with that poster, even though I’m actually from Montreal! LOL! We had a cool moment together. She pointed at me, whispered “Thank You!” and had a big smile on her face. Then, she saw me react to it, smiled again, and waved at me again! I jizzed in my fucking pants.